Hey, why not. HERE'S A REVIEW!
Now, I'm not one to normally do a beauty review, but I'm thinking that I should start. After all, I love trying new products, so hopefully this will help you out too!
I went to Victoria's Secret (still want to know what her "secret" is...) and bought "Pink Beach, Beach Babe Luminous Body Bronzer". Say THAT ten times fast! It comes in a cute little bottle, approximately "8.4 fl oz". Just a side note, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST ROUND TO THE NEAREST WHOLE NUMBER? Weirdos. Anyways, besides the cutesy packaging, it was the scent that really drew me in. It's like a mix between suntan lotion (the yummy kind), sun rays, Hawaiian flowers, and those good 'ol beach smells. I'm talking about the waves and sand and such, not the "under the boardwalk" scents. The squeeze top is amazing because it guarantees that you won't end up getting more on yourself , or your counter, than you bargained for. We have all had that mishap before whether it be lotion or other beauty products. The back label reads "Luminous Body Bronzer nourishes your skin with soothing Aloe Vera and antioxidant vitamin E" and all I could think was, "Hey, who doesn't like their skin to be nourished? SOLD". With this bronzer, a little goes a long way. Otherwise you'll be looking like a shiny little Oompa Loompa with boobs that glisten in the sun. When you put it on, just apply the bronzer like any other lotion, but be sure to get in your creases such as elbows, knuckles, or neck rolls if you have them. "It puts the lotion on its skin..." It can be a little difficult to see the immediate difference indoors, but when you go outside, you shimmer (but not like a disco ball or a vampire, don't worry). LET IT COMPLETELY DRY before you decide to embark on an adventure to get dressed, and personally, I would avoid wearing white with this bronzer (or any bronzer for that matter). The lotion will wash off in the shower the next day, but you'll still have a bit of a subtle shine to your skin, which I loved.
Signing off,
The brightest crayon in the box
Now, I'm not one to normally do a beauty review, but I'm thinking that I should start. After all, I love trying new products, so hopefully this will help you out too!
I went to Victoria's Secret (still want to know what her "secret" is...) and bought "Pink Beach, Beach Babe Luminous Body Bronzer". Say THAT ten times fast! It comes in a cute little bottle, approximately "8.4 fl oz". Just a side note, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST ROUND TO THE NEAREST WHOLE NUMBER? Weirdos. Anyways, besides the cutesy packaging, it was the scent that really drew me in. It's like a mix between suntan lotion (the yummy kind), sun rays, Hawaiian flowers, and those good 'ol beach smells. I'm talking about the waves and sand and such, not the "under the boardwalk" scents. The squeeze top is amazing because it guarantees that you won't end up getting more on yourself , or your counter, than you bargained for. We have all had that mishap before whether it be lotion or other beauty products. The back label reads "Luminous Body Bronzer nourishes your skin with soothing Aloe Vera and antioxidant vitamin E" and all I could think was, "Hey, who doesn't like their skin to be nourished? SOLD". With this bronzer, a little goes a long way. Otherwise you'll be looking like a shiny little Oompa Loompa with boobs that glisten in the sun. When you put it on, just apply the bronzer like any other lotion, but be sure to get in your creases such as elbows, knuckles, or neck rolls if you have them. "It puts the lotion on its skin..." It can be a little difficult to see the immediate difference indoors, but when you go outside, you shimmer (but not like a disco ball or a vampire, don't worry). LET IT COMPLETELY DRY before you decide to embark on an adventure to get dressed, and personally, I would avoid wearing white with this bronzer (or any bronzer for that matter). The lotion will wash off in the shower the next day, but you'll still have a bit of a subtle shine to your skin, which I loved. |
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WARNING: Be sure you rub it in VERY well otherwise you'll end up with a gold hand print on the back of your thigh and not realize it until you have been out all day... Not like I did that or anything, just saying...
Overall, I give this product 4.5 crayons out of 5 because it's fast, efficient, and smells delicious. Just be wary of the golden hand print of doom.
Signing off,
The brightest crayon in the box
